Alright, leaving Charlotte, NC to go to Albertville, AL. I hear there’s a…Walmart. *vom*
No internet, phone reception, or anything else, except for the best Grandma in the western hemisphere.
HAHAHAHA
someone just un-followed me because I said moustaches have become a hipster schtick….
GUESS WHAT YOU WERE PROBABLY A FUCKING HIPSTER IF THAT OFFENDED YOU
Just in time for the holidays: moustache ornament, $9
just what i…. always never wanted?
when did moustaches become ironically hipster?
Jalapeño Hannah (green hat), Cheese Chester (yellow), Sauerkraut Saul (red) and Oliver Onion (purple).
It’s an unrequited desire of mine to be in the The Great Pittsburgh Pierogi Race N’at at PNC Park.
Work Peeves
- People that want a makeup application while holding a baby/talking on cell phone/feeding their dog-in-handbag-accessory
- 14 yr old girls that run wild and stick their fingers into eyeshadow displays, steal shit, grab eyeliner and give themselves raccoon eyes in the mirror
- Parents that allow the above behaviour.
- Mall scavenger hunts. NO. NO. NO. No, I will not take a picture with you for one of your objectives. No, you cannot spray tear-inducing amounts of perfume on that boy. Yes, I will seriously call security and kick your ass out.
- Employees that think there is nothing I could possibly train them on.
- Cosmetic Department gossip
- The 89 yr old wrinkle-farm employee that says ____ product will make you look years younger. Same goes for the 40-50 yr old women with blue eyeshadow up to her eyebrow. Hawt.
- MA’s that think they’re an artist because they work in a Macy’s/Belk/Nordstrom. Guess what? You aren’t. You get paid $9.50 an hour and have no portfolio.
Dr. Jules Hilbert: Aren’t you relieved to know you’re not a golem?
Harold Crick: Yes. I am relieved to know that I am not a golem.
